Laws You May Not Be Aware Of

...but, do we really want to?

Law of the Alibi:  If you lie and tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire

Laws you may not be aware of, by Michael Kerr

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee Click To Tweet

Law of Gravity: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner Click To Tweet

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act Click To Tweet

Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers Click To Tweet

Thanks to my colleague Michael Kerr for allowing me to share these “laws” with you. Michael is an award-winning Certified Speaking Professional, the author of six books (including Inspiring Workplaces and Putting Humor to Work), and a member of the Canadian  Speakers’ Hall of Fame.  Click here to visit his website.

Copyright © 2017 Steve DiGioia

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